(Source: darynberry, via staypozitive)
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
(Source: lnnea, via w-a-v-e)
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?